Celine Hansen: Norwegian.

This is Celine. She's my Norwegian/best friend/sister and I miss her! I found this... list. She gave it to me the day she left and I just found it again. Its full of things she remembers about being here and advice for other people if they want me to like them. Well... I've made a list of my own. Just... Funny things that I remember... it's pretty hillarious. :D
 Hmmm... What should I start with? Okay, Celine? Don't hate me if I reveal something embarrassing. Okay?

1. When we were folding Tom's laundry and there were nasty stains in his undies, and i put those undies on your head! You laughed until you threw up in my sink!
2. When we would sing "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green in my car.
3. When we sang any song in my car. We screamed so loud and made hillarious sounds. :D
4. Your first weekend here... ;)
5. When i was dropping you off at school that day and I started to drive off before you got your books.
6. When I left you at Aljon and Xandras house.
7. Your face when we were going to the beach and Brittney told us that Destiny totally peed in our seat.
8. The day we skipped our first period class and went to Sara's house.
9. Taco Bell almost everyday!
10. When you asked for an egg biscuit at the V&W and they gave you ham.
11. When I told you that something happened and you jumped up and down and hugged me! :)
12. When you cried in my car and I told you to get out and walk home because I had no clue what to say.
13. Your big fat bruised ankle after the Cinco De Mayo games.
14. Going to walmart and buying tons of movies.
15. When we went to the beach with Mawmaw and we were watching Teen wolf and she got really mad.
16. Chicken Fried Chicken!!
17. When me and Ryan left you in the cds at walmart with Dylan Hyde and you got scared and left.
18. When we kept asking Ryan to make shadow puppets. It was like we were drugged or something...
19. When we went to Ryans grandparents house and there were turkeys and junk.
20. When a certain Asian sent you weird and provocative IMs.... haha

Okay. I'm stopping at 20. The list Celine left for me was so so long. Now for the advice...

1. She's not stupid, she's foreign. Don't judge her or be mean.
2. Don't say mean things to her. She cries on command.
2. Don't let her lead when you're going on an epic journey through a cornfeild to get muffins. The rednecks are your only chance at surviving. :)
3. Don't hit her. She'll get a huge bruise.
4. Don't yell at her. She'll go to her room and cry and make you feel horrible about yourself.
5. Don't tell her a joke. It gets less funny when you have to explain everything in detail.

I have a ton more, but Dillon is talking about something and I'm distracted and can't think. I may post more later.

Ceine: I love you. I miss you so so so so so much! Dillon gets on my nerves a lot. He wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me about a stupid car that he knows I don't care about. I need my little foreigner back!!! ;(

I miss you, Celine. I can't wait to see you again. It's gonna be so much fun when you come back. Or when I go there. Either one. I'm saving for money to go to Norway! :D

I love you, girl!

You're my best friend.

And you're my sister.

Love, Kris. :)